As one humorist put it, you need to be able to laugh at yourself, and why not smile at the funny statements of other people. Laughter is important for human health and morale. It prolongs life, contributes to a positive perception of events, shows that you definitely shouldn’t lose heart in any situation. Let's dive into a whole list of funny sayings that can come in handy for vocabulary building.

Sometimes one short sentence can cheer you up for the whole day. The most ridiculous phrases a person often utters without thinking. That's why they turn out to be unusually funny.

Here are ten phrases that can make you smile and make you think.

• The son of an avid poker player cannot understand whether his father loves him or not.
• A small group of smart climbers circled Mount Everest. - No wonder they say that the smart one does not go uphill.
• Recently, the wife said: “We are not so close that I weigh myself in front of you!”.
• Wisdom does not always come with age, sometimes old age comes alone.

• When a compliment does not please: “Honey, there is not a single woman better than you! Yesterday I was convinced of this again!
• The modern world: There is no story more tragic in the world than the one about the lost Internet.
• A little about education: a diploma allows you to make mistakes much more confidently.
• An optimist is sure that he lives in the best of all worlds. The pessimist is afraid that this is true. What does a realist do?

• Born yourself - help another. – A very effective motto of China.
• Don't be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. The main thing to remember is that the ark was built by an amateur, while professionals built the Titanic.

Funny phrases from movies

A great way to cheer up is to watch a good movie. Let's remember funny moments from Soviet and other films.

• Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me keep falling and falling ... And they themselves are stacked in piles! (The film "Girls").

• Champagne in the morning drink or aristocrats or degenerates! ("The Diamond Arm").
• If a woman asks for something, it must be given to her. Otherwise, she will take it herself. ("The Man from the Boulevard des Capucines").

• Make a mysterious face, fool! ("Dog's heart").
• Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans, parasites... Who wants to work today? ("Operation Y and other adventures of Shurik").

• I don't have time to care. You are attractive, I am damn attractive. What's the point of wasting time? I'm waiting at midnight. ("Ordinary Miracle").
• - How did you end up in the Spanish monastery?
  - I mistook it for a brothel. Easy to confuse. ("Pirates of the Caribbean").

• You dream of playing as a striker, but they use you like a ball. ("Taxi")
• - If I were your wife, I would also leave. - If you were my wife, I would hang myself! ("Ivan Vasilievich changes his profession").

• - Who writes? - Anonymous. - God gave me a name. ("Queen of the gas station").

Funny phrases to cheer you up

The main thing is to keep a positive attitude. Here are a few phrases that will come in handy at a time when the mood does not want to rise at all, people only upset, things fall, and the salary does not grow.

• A bit of philosophy: Attitude towards others strongly depends on why they surrounded you.
• We describe our condition correctly: Such a mood today is good, which cannot be said in a fairy tale or formulate obscenities.
• Who said that laziness cannot be combined with a rebellious spirit: I lie on the couch all day and nothing will stop me, because I have no brakes!

• Always go towards your dream. Tired of walking? Then crawl. No strength to crawl? Feel free to lie down and lie in the direction of the dream.
• Why do you think I'm vindictive? I have a very bad memory, I have to write everything down.
• It is believed that the color orange can improve mood. Tip: Scatter 5,000 dollar bills all over your house. Great mood guaranteed!
• Came to work in no mood. Ruined it to everyone. I sit and smile.

• When even a vacation in the garden is perceived with humor: And where I just didn’t go. I didn’t go to the Maldives, I didn’t go to Cyprus, I didn’t even go to Greece. I think where not to go this year.
• Everyone has a hobby. Someone collects stamps, someone models ships. My husband has been collecting wardrobes from Ikea for three years now.
• Even if I fall on my face in the mud, it will be curative.

Funny phrases for conversation

Let's replenish lexicon funny expressions.

• I wanted to leave, but then they poured again.“There is always a reason to stay.
• We don’t need someone else’s, but we will definitely take our own, no matter who it is.- How to put the interlocutor into a stupor.
• I would look at you for a century - through an optical sight. But sincerely and sincerely.
• I don't know how it should be, but you're doing it wrong. - A very important phrase.
• Being bitten by mosquitoes, he fell into the sin of foul language.- Witty explanation.
• I'm not a brake - I just think smoothly.- good excuse
• Why do I need a waist? I am married now.- Really.
• Tell me, will you help or not interfere?
• If your conscience torments you at night, try sleeping during the day.

Tackling girls funny phrases

• Girl help me. I bought pasta, but I have no idea what to do with it (if I answered with advice, then it is added: “Can I always consult with you?”).
• Girl, how much is your smile worth? I would love to buy one!
• Do you want me to give you a ride with the breeze on the escalator?
• You obviously don't like men. To be honest, me too.

• What do you think, what should a handsome man say to a lovely girl when meeting on the street, so as not to be refused?
• I have amnesia - have I approached you yet?
• Can you tell me what time it is now? My clock suddenly went backwards.
• I collect signatures of the cutest girls. Could you put yours in?
• He pretends to pick up a bill from the floor. "Girl, is this yours? Not yours? It turns out I found it! Can we drink it together?"
• The man walks past the girl, then turns sharply and asks: “Didn’t you just pinch me? .. No? .. What a pity ...”

Funny catchphrases

Phrases spoken exactly to the point can help to get together, cheer up even in the most exciting moment. Some words describe what is happening so vividly that you want to include them in your vocabulary and delight people with the sharpness of your own expressions.

Phrases of the resilient actress Faina Ranevskaya:

• "If the patient wants to live, then medicine is powerless"
• "Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house, and the alarm clock rings"
• "Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten."

What are the performances of V.S. Chernomyrdin, who created new themes for parodists:

• "We will live badly, but not for long."

Chaplin on women:

• "A woman can make any man a billionaire a millionaire."

Mikhail Zadornov about life:

• “The worst thing is life. Everyone dies from it."
• “They lived happily ever after until they met each other!”

Mark Twain on important matters:

• "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

From the movie "Moscow does not believe in tears"

• "Sometimes you hear such nonsense, but it turns out - a point of view"
• "Don't teach me, better help financially."

Funny phrases of children

Children are spontaneous, open to everything new, they have a vivid imagination, which sometimes surprises adults. A small child and older children easily find a non-standard answer in any situation, and their philosophical thoughts make you not only smile, but also think.

How to ask for what you really want:

• - Ma-a-am, I'm thirsty. Only not milk ... and not tea ... Compote. Or juice. Better than chocolate!

Children's friendship:

• I ask my five-year-old son:
  - Dima, do you have a friend Vova?
  - Yes.
  - Doesn't he offend anyone in the kindergarten?
  - Mom, we offend together. We're best friends!

• - Mom, can I go for a walk?
  - With this hole in pantyhose?
  - No, with Svetka from the third floor.

Cunning:

• - Mom, let's get a brother or sister. Dad won't even notice, he's always at work anyway.

Children need to be surprised:

• The daughter "stuck" in the store to the rattles.
  Mother says:
  Let's go to another department. Maybe there is something more interesting.
  Daughter replies:
  - Okay, surprise me.

From USE essays in social studies:

• If it is not possible to live in society, it remains only to live with a girl.

When a child asks smart questions:

• “Mom, why did you teach me to talk and walk, and now you make me sit silently?”

Excerpts from essays on the Russian language and literature:

• "He lived with the horse for twenty years..."
• “At first, the geese swam smoothly, and then they began to make movements under the lambada. This is the last dance."
• “Marriages today are like the union of a tick and a dog. But the situation is worsened by the fact that usually there are two ticks in a marriage and not a single dog.”

Funny short birthday phrases

Birthdays are often celebrated with toasts. Long toasts are not always perceived by ear, especially if they are too serious. Therefore, you can please your guests with funny short toast-wishes.

• Let's drink to your coffin, dear friend. A coffin that will be made from a century old oak that has not yet been planted.
• In ancient times, well, or not very old. maybe it was a long time ago. Okay... Lived... or maybe lived... Doesn't matter! Let's drink to the birthday boy!
• A bit of arithmetic: a cottage is “0”, a car and a garage are “0”, an apartment is “0”, money is “0”, health is “1”. Let's drink to the fact that the life of our birthday boy consists of one unit and then - many, many zeros.
• Nature in each of the people ascends either as cereals or as weeds. This toast is for watering the first and tearing out the second. Let's drink, friends, for the birthday boy who managed to grow a beautiful garden in himself!
• D let's drink to the hadron collider, and to the fact that in an hour no one can say this word.
• There is no need to run after a woman, like after a departed bus. Remember that the next bus is coming behind you.
  Let's drink to the fact that the buses run as often as possible!
• A losing streak often turns out to be a takeoff.
  To our joyful prospects on this airstrip!
• Let's drink to you having everything and nothing to you for it!
• Dear friend, I wish you always had a light heart and heavy pockets!

Funny wishes phrases

• I wish your whole life was dirty and dark...
  Let the money be like dirt, and from happiness it gets dark in the eyes.
• Buddy,
  Remember, we will always come to your rescue...
  And the more revenue, the better!

• I wish you to have everything in this life: both the expected amenities and pleasant surprises!

• Today is your birthday
  So, you need to "break away" enough!
  After all, you will have a whole year,
  To have time to cool down a little!

• You say hello to me.
  And I say "hello" to you.
  It's great that both of us are "hello"!

• Congratulations my "old stick"! I wish you incredible fun, love without borders and health like a horse!

• I want to wish you a very modest life. To a car without a roof, only old wine, and moldy cheese.

• Congratulations! Live without enemies and without horns, have success and dreams without interference.

• Friend, on your holiday, I feel like a Bedouin in the desert who has not seen water ... So I want to drink!

• Let's drink to the birthday girl, in whose honor such wonderful, cheerful, worthy and humble people, like us!

Funny cartoon phrases

And now for funny phrases from your favorite cartoon characters.

• “Where it is flabby, there it is gentle!” (Kung Fu Panda)

• Good advice: "Never say:" I made a mistake, "it's better to say" Wow, how interesting it turned out! (Glacial period)

• “So where is the damn thing?”
  - Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.
  - No, I'm talking about the dragon (Shrek)

• - As they say - leave your ass in the past!
  No, leave the past behind you! (Timon and Pumbaa)

• “When the cabin is depressurized, put on an oxygen mask so that other passengers do not see the horror on your face ...” (Madagascar)

• “You made me dress as a modest rabbit, and you chose a bright and beautiful costume for yourself. This is not comradely "(Kopatych from the cartoon" Smeshariki ")

• “Well, who leaves a child alone at the rink? what if I break and fall” (Masha and the Bear).

• - Mr. Krabs, but I had a dream!
  - So what? And I had kidney stones. Time heals everything, my boy (SpongeBob).

• “Who here, for example, is the last king? Nobody? So I'll be the first!" (Last year's snow was falling)

• “The right company is one where I will be treated to something and listen to my Grumble with pleasure.” (Winnie the Pooh)

Odessa funny phrases

Learning how to sparkle when communicating and always find a witty answer to any question is a great art. Odessa humor is distinguished by its originality and the fact that it is born just in the course of conversations. That is why it is so vibrant and diverse. Consider the humor in the dialogues of Odessa residents, who can incredibly quickly find original answers to any questions.

• Self-irony:
  - Faina, describe your appearance.
  - You can get used to ...
  

• - Syoma, do you love your wife?
  - Certainly! Why is she worse than others?
• Main perseverance:
  - Syoma, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk again?
• Reminder in the toilet in one Jewish family: "Don't just sit there, think something."
• Marriage:
  - Do you agree to marry Faina?
  - Do you have better options?
• “God saves the safe,” the bride thought when he ran out of pasta in his pen during the registration of the marriage.
• Grandma really liked Skype.
  - No, you still see what a useful thing! there would be guests, but you don’t need to feed them.

• - Darling, you and I have only been married for the first day, and we already sang to quarrel ...
  I have been waiting for this day for two years!
• - Benya, I still promise you that in six years we will live better than in this Europe!
  - What happens to them?

• A bit of Odessa hospitality:
  - Oh, dear, come again! It's so good without you!

Funny phrases in pictures

Funny phrases for a guy

To please your beloved one, you can send him a funny message. Let's see what the girls write to their husbands and suitors.

• Dear, I don't know how to tell you this... Anyway, I took the test today... and we are the perfect couple!
• I want you and me to have more in common. Let's get a kitten!
• Yesterday I accidentally caught the bride's bouquet. Is there something you want to tell me?
• Dear, I'm late because I've been looking for my broom for a long time.
• Don't be afraid of your desires, be afraid of mine!
• You are an insidious lovebird, why did you break a couple? I can't find a second sock.
• Please help me find information! Look online for ways to tell your loved one I scratched my car and still get a new phone for their birthday.
• I parked the horse, defeated the monster and cooked it for dinner. I sit and wait for you, my prince!
• Darling! The girls and I decided to have a drink here. I will definitely call. Don't pick up.
• Dear, I'm extremely happy for you! After all, you are so happily married.

Funny phrases with meaning

Phrases that not only sound funny, but also carry a certain meaning and life truth.

• Attention! On a slippery porch, the number of cultured people is halved!
• The genius within me is fast asleep. But a fool never sleeps!
• In order not to accidentally call his wife the name of his mistress Anastasia, the husband took the cat and named Nastya.
• Wife: Let's buy a car, I'll learn to drive, at least we'll see the world! Husband: Which light is this or that?
• The sappers do not understand the phrase: you need to learn from your mistakes.
• Wife to husband: I'm not going to accept you the way you are. I'm not in the military!
• Why do I look great in the mirror, but the camera shows the opposite?
• Money is not the main thing. The main thing is their number.
• How to please a girl: you need to be strong, beautiful, rich or just a cat.
• About the alcoholic feast: at first it was good, then even better, then it was so good that it is still bad!

Funny phrases with names

Funny phrases for girls

With these phrases, you can not only make a girl smile, but also pin up. They should be used with caution.

• Girl, you have very beautiful legs! One is better than the other.
• I want to invite you to dinner and breakfast at the same time.
• You are so beautiful it's scary to look at!
• Girl, do you believe in love with the first person you meet? I'm ready to be him.
• Will you help me go to the left? (A dangerous phrase when meeting).
• In the bus:
  I can’t reach the handrail, I’ll hold on to you.
• In the elevator:
  Girl, aren't you afraid of being stuck in an elevator with a maniac like me?
• You have a very predatory look, you must be hungry.
• You are so beautiful that you don't need makeup. Leave a little though.
• You believe in love at first sight. No? Perhaps I will visit again.

Funny phrases to tears

• Relevant for online correspondence:
  Write a little louder, I can't hear you here.
• Great people lived so little! Here's something I don't feel good about today.
• For the sake of money, I'm ready for anything. Even go to work.
• My wife is very good. Others are even worse.
• So much has been written about the dangers of smoking that I firmly decided not to read any more.
• Optimism is just a lack of information.
• I tried to drown the problems in cognac, but they surfaced.
• The girl decided to take revenge on the guy, and married him.
• A first grade student came to the New Year tree in a squirrel costume, which greatly frightened the guard Mikhail.
• The fairy tale about the sleeping beauty shows once again that there is always a person who will wake you up.

Funny phrases to rhyme

Funny phrases about work

Even work should be taken with humor. Here are a few phrases that can cheer up colleagues in the middle of the work week.

• I almost live at work. And wages are only going down. Probably deducted for accommodation.

I love working in a team. It's easy to put the blame on others.

Funny phrases about women

Finally, funny wise expressions about the beautiful half of humanity.

• If the girl suddenly fell silent, then she wants to say something.
• You can not trust the woman who does not hide her weight. She doesn't hesitate to say anything.
• The smarter a woman is, the more stupid things she does.
• A man chases a woman for so long until she catches him herself.
• You can kill a woman with impunity only with a compliment.
• If men knew what women think, they would behave more confidently.
• Real men always get what women want from them.
• Women forgive their men, even if they are not guilty of anything.
• Women still know how to keep secrets. However, they do it together.
• A girl can tell her friend for several hours that she has no words.

When a stork brought me to my parents, they laughed for a long time and at first they wanted to take the stork, but then they changed their minds and took me.

Someone brought seeds for my birthday. Haven't started drinking yet...

What to do with the person who was the first to celebrate a birthday? Killing is not enough.

Only a fool can celebrate the years of approaching death.

My husband gave me a Jeep for my birthday ... But he didn’t tie it with a red bow! MISER!

Why, when we come into this world, no one warns us: "From now on, everything you say can be used against you"?

I always thought that a birthday is such a holiday, and age has nothing to do with it ... It turned out, on the contrary, that a holiday has nothing to do with a birthday.

If you live to be 100 years old, you will live a long time, because after 100 years, very few people die.

I was born in the summer on purpose so that on my birthday there was a barbecue instead of a cake.

Tact: the ability to inform guests that the birthday has already ended four hours.

Birthdays, like Christmas days, are made for disappointment. Always this feigned, pre-scheduled fun - it always blew to the temple: “Have fun, to whom they say!”

Someone always has birthdays, but you have to make gifts.

Today they gave money to dad for his birthday, tomorrow we will go to mom to buy shoes.

A good husband never remembers his wife's age, but always remembers her birthday.

A real man remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is.

Time and the current of the ocean do not spare a single person, but after 30 for a woman, time simply ceases to exist.

Dear teacher, let me go to your first class, but it will be like your birthday...

A sure sign of old age: candles for a birthday cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

On my birthday, at 7 in the morning, I received a text message "Are you in the trash already?".

Memory is what tells us that yesterday was our wife's birthday.

British scientists have shown that those who had more birthdays, as a rule, lived longer

Not the dead, you should mourn, but the one who is born for a hard struggle with the hardships of life.

Middle age: when all you want on your birthday is to not be reminded of it.

The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it at least once.

When they remember your birthday it's nice, when they forget it's economical!

Longevity usually ends quite fatally.

Today is your birthday, which means you need to powerfully break away! After all, you will have a whole year, What would have time to recover a little!

There is nothing worse than growing old alone. My wife hasn't celebrated her birthday in seven years.

I don’t understand birthdays: songs, gifts… Celebrating that you have lived for another year is somehow… false.

Despite all modern achievements medicine, a birthday cure has not yet been invented.

13-year-old Lesha was presented with a tear-off erotic calendar for his birthday. A year flew by in 15 minutes.

It's nice to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

A complete fuck .... a fuck is when you celebrate your thirtieth birthday at McDonald's ...

If my birth depended on me, it would not have taken place.

Cheerful Birthday: the sofa gives soft sensations, the thermometer is warm at 38 degrees, the pills are bitter in the mouth, instead of alcohol, everyone wishes health ... oh, I dreamed of such a holiday all my life! :)

Birth is that portion of immortality and eternity that is allotted to a mortal being.

Good friends congratulate you early in the morning. The best call at 3 a.m., yelling "Happy Birthday, bitch!" and then they ask: Well, am I the first???

Birthdays are a pleasant thing, but in large doses they are deadly.

Name days are arranged so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days.

Most cool statuses and aphorisms about birthday

WITH there was such garbage: 20 years ago my parents had sex ...

WITH soon I'll be born, and then I'll get drunk!!

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TO When a stork brought me to my parents, they laughed for a long time and at first they wanted to take the stork, but then they changed their minds and took me.

D scent is good. Bad after it

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H I'm already 18! now you can do everything that my mother forbade me ... First of all, I’ll go lick the swing in the cold and put my fingers in the socket

D My birthday passed many years ago, and I still celebrate it ...

At when is your birthday? - Today. - We must not forget to congratulate you.

P why as soon as I go somewhere everyone jumps up and yells?! Why do they keep throwing candy at me?! Why is everyone trying to slap me on the shoulder and keep talking about the same thing?! Yes, because today is my birthday!!!

P Why is cake supposed to be eaten on a birthday? Because, unfortunately, candles are not stuck in beer!

H I hate birthdays(… They make me act a year older!!!

At Today is my birthday, my condolences to all...

IN everyone who wished me on my last birthday: happiness, love, well-being ... etc. Disappointing, it didn't work out!

WITH happy birthday to ME! And everyone lined up to give me gifts.

WITH Thanks to everyone who remembers my birthday! The rest will not survive until the next ...

At my birthday today! Let's drink and dance! Who said it's bad? Let's just have fun!!!

H I hate birthdays for that. that the refrigerator is full of food, but nothing can be taken, "this is for guests" !!!

D evochka came from her birthday and to her mother's question "Did you drink?" answered: "Champagne glass."

WITH Today is your birthday, which means you need to have a powerful break away! After all, you will have a whole year, What would have time to recover a little!

H at least on my birthday don't offend me!

364 one day in the year a person does not see so much hypocrisy and simulated joy as on his birthday ..

IN you wait for this day, you wait. and it passes and wait again!

P It’s cool to write that it’s your birthday today, and see in the comments: “Baaaaayayayayan”)))))

P Having received roller skates for her birthday, Alice thought that this was the best gift in the world. True, after half an hour she realized that the best gift is new front teeth.

IN at some point lighting candles became more interesting than blowing them out...

D Birthday is an occasion to give you gifts for nothing!

WITH The happiest moment in life is when you wake up in the morning and mom, hugging you tightly and kissing you on the cheek, wishes you a happy birthday

WITH Happy Birthday, thank you Mom for me!

IN why did friends of my parents always come to my childhood birthdays and get drunk in the trash?)

P congratulate me on your birthday, delay the date of dismemberment

The collection includes quotes about a person’s birthday:

• Elvis is the king and I am the queen. Did I tell you that my birthday is the same as the anniversary of his death? Madonna
• Come on, stop. Look, we didn't notice your birthday for four years. You didn't mean it, I respect it. I don't want a fifth. liquidation
• There is nothing worse than growing old alone. My wife hasn't celebrated her birthday in seven years. Robert Orben
• Birthday is a holiday of childhood, and there is no getting away from it.

• When is your birthday? - Today. - We must not forget to congratulate you.
• Birthdays?! It's rainy days and black and white cinema. Heath Ledger
• Only on your birthday do you find out how many unnecessary things there are in the world. Mikhail Zhvanetsky
• Name days are arranged so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days. Anonymous
  
• Middle age: when all you want on your birthday is to not be reminded of it. Anonymous
• As a boy, I was happy about my birthday, and now you are upset - the numbers are frightening. Ilya Erenburg
• Happy birthday and all the bullshit you want! Vanilla Sky
• On their birthday, good boys should be given a list of bad girls.
  
• Happy birthday, I wish you happiness in your personal life, Pooh! Winnie the Pooh
• Normal children are given a car for their sixteenth birthday, not a country! How to become a princess
• Memory is what tells us that yesterday was our wife's birthday. Mario Rocco
• I won't celebrate my birthday - I'm on a diet.

• Put the card in front of you, pour and drink I'm with you!
• One year closer to the gentle embrace of death. Smallville
• The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it at least once. Joseph Kossman
• When they remember your birthday, it's nice, when they forget - it's economical!

This collection includes birthday quotes of great people for understanding the deep processes of personality. And here is the first saying: Happiness is when nothing hurts.

Start thanking God for what you have and He will give you what you lack.

Ideal people do not exist, just find the same as yourself and stop.

Life is harsh, but for a person with a strong spirit, it is beautiful and interesting, despite all the difficulties. R. Rolland

When a thief has nothing to steal, he pretends to be honest.

From the point of view of youth, life is an infinitely distant future; from the point of view of old age, a very short past. A. Schopenhauer

Life begins where your comfort zone ends.

The problem with this world is that well-mannered people are full of doubts and idiots are full of confidence.

A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, while an optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill

Love the one who loves you.

The ancient Greeks despised women as the lower sex. Therefore, it seems to me, such a thing as Platonic love arose - Plato also did not like women. Olga Arnold

True education is achieved through self-education.

Who cannot take a child with caress, he will not take it with severity A. P. Chekhov

In love, the spiritual is controlled by nature, but it is enriched with all its colors and power. A. Kruglov

The highest degree of embarrassment is two glances that met in the keyhole. M. Zhvanetsky

You will not grow unless you try to do something beyond what you already know perfectly. Ralph Emerson

I hate all advice except my own. Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson

Every person has three characters: one that is attributed to him; one that he ascribes to himself; and, finally, the one that is in reality. Victor Hugo

Any mutual affection between a man and a woman begins with a stunning illusion that you think the same about everything in the world. Agatha Christie

When you need to knock on wood, you discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. Flagg's law

Falling in love means feeling like a builder own life. After all, having fallen in love, we lay the foundation for happiness.

Sometimes it happens that very small things take up a lot of space in the heart. - Alan Milne. Winnie the Pooh and all, all, all.

The one who does nothing is not mistaken! Don't be afraid to make mistakes - be afraid to repeat mistakes! Theodore Roosevelt

You need to learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to do them all on your own. Hyman George Rickover

You can hit me with the truth, but never pity me with a lie. Jack Nicholson.

Love is a weakness, but it is forgivable if not left unanswered.

Don't laugh at the person taking a step back. Maybe he's taking a run.

The longest we remember is that we have been forgotten. Albert de Sircourt

He who has never committed recklessness is not as wise as he thinks. François de La Rochefoucauld

People are divided into those who can be relied on and those who need to be relied on. M. Zhvanetsky

You don't have to think too much. So you create problems that were not there in the first place. - Friedrich Nietzsche. - smart thoughts of great people.

My dear, good, beloved, dear! You are the light in my window, you are my love!

It doesn't matter how many buckets of milk you spill, it's important not to lose the cow.

Blessed is life as long as you live without thoughts. Sophocles

We want to be the source of all the joys or, if that is not possible, all the misfortunes of the one we love. J. La Bruyère.

If you fail you will be grieved; if you put your hands down you are doomed. beaverly hills

I was one of those who agree to talk about the meaning of life in order to be ready to edit the layout on this topic. Eco W.

When we surround ourselves good people and good thoughts life begins to change for the better.

You love to talk about your love, but you forget to share it.

Sleep. Dream. Wake up. Take action. Come up with. Fight. Win. Sleep. Dream. Jared Leto

You have to live in such a way that you are remembered and bastards! Faina Ranevskaya

First, don't do anything without a reason and purpose. Secondly, do not do anything that would not tend to benefit society. Marcus Aurelius

Life is a constant process of rebirth. The tragedy of life for most of us is that we will die before we are fully born. E. Fromm

We see everything not as it is, we see everything as we are.

A person has in the depths of his soul an indelible demand that his life be good and have a reasonable meaning. Tolstoy L. N. (about the goal in life)

Even if the desire for understanding ... was not the original form of love, did not form its genesis and culmination, it would still be necessary to recognize that this desire is its clearest sign. Ortega y Gasset H.

It's hard to get into history, but it's easy to fall into it. M. Zhvanetsky

Platonic love is a pure idea, arising from the contemplation of a dress and a smile. Goncourt brothers

The words I love you ... are empty words that mean nothing ...

Women harass men simply because they are harassed by other women. Mahabharata, V, 33

To be able to enjoy the life lived means to live twice. — Martial.