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Happy child 03.02.2018

Dear readers, you must admit that school years are a special time. No one remembers them indifferently, everyone has both good and bright memories, and the memory of unpleasant moments associated with them. Similarly, for our children, the school is dear and loved in its own way and, of course, teaches them a lot. The first teacher, classmates, joint trips and trips, long-awaited holidays, school love, successfully overcome difficulties - the school gives us such great experience, so many impressions that it is not surprising that so many poems are composed about school and school years.

This collection is dedicated to poems about school. These are poems about different classes, about the first of September, about graduation, about meeting and saying goodbye to school, and, of course, there are funny poems among them, because at school, despite all the serious and responsible attitude towards it, there will always be a reason to laugh and fun.

Poems about school for elementary school children

For children, the transition from kindergarten to school is a very crucial moment. Everything is unusual and interesting, the guys feel grown up, and a new stage in life awakens joy and excitement. In this section you will find poems about the first teachers, true friends, vacations and lessons.

Maximum and minimum

Counselor Lena at recess
She gave advice to the quiet Gene:
- To become an excellent student, Ivanov,
The maximum is necessary
patience
works,
will,
perseverance
diligence,
night sleep,
notebook writing ...
- Is it possible to have a minimum? he mumbled to Lena.
– Minimum? Can. Least laziness!
Igor Shevchuk

New school

Dad, mom, grandmother
All I said:
As we walked to the music
From the great hall
How then are we in class
Well sat
Like Anna Pavlovna
The girls looked
As we Anna Pavlovna
They answered in chorus
How we are our desks
Confused at first
How the sticks were written
painted a vase
And poems about a bird
Learned right away.
Happy mom and grandma
My dad is happy
And I myself like
At our new school.
N. Naydenova

Just went to school

Just went to school
Yes, I sat at the desk,
Yes, I signed in a notebook,
Yes, I looked at the board
Made a noise during the break,
I listened to all my friends -
All of a sudden
Holidays
For some reason
They hit me!
Ludmila Fadeeva

Kolya goes to first grade
Music school.
Covered double bass
Three times more Kolya.
Jump straight through the puddles
He rushes to school.
- Well, a little and a strong man! -
After the people laugh.
How so? The answer is simple:
The double bass inside is empty.
Oleg Grigoriev

I'm in the fourth grade,
I love my school.
As soon as I arrive, all at once "hello"
I will shout to the whole class.
I always learn lessons
And I still go to clubs.
Your school is very cute
I guys find it.
And I love to study here
And get fives
And after the holidays
Walk back to school again.
N. Safo

Beautiful and touching poems about school

School is true friends, kind teachers, favorite subjects, the first of September. There are many pleasant and good memories associated with the school. And even if there was something bad, it has long lost its sharpness, has been erased, forgotten ...

School

As if out of habit
like always,
jump off the train
and I will come here.
irrigation puddles,
glare mess.
I'll be surrounded again
old houses.
Poplar in the summer heat.
Fluff flies in the face.
painted fence,
school porch.
Our class is empty
the parties are out of work.
Under the foot with a crunch
chalk crumbled.
just now (you see
marks on the board?
just now (can you hear
screams in the distance?)
just from here
we left with you
crowded at noon
hot blue.
Signs on the doors
so familiar all of a sudden!
... But from the train
get out of trouble.
P. Serebryakov

notebooks

The notebooks in the briefcase rustled,
What is more important in life, decide.
Lined notebook mutters:
- Grammar!
And in a cage, a notebook grumbles:
- Mathematics!
What reconciled notebook with notebook,
It is still a mystery to us.

Triangle

In high school, every student
Studying the triangle.
Some three corners
And the work is for the ages.

Briefcase

Runs outside in winter
And in the summer it lies in the room.
But only autumn comes,
He takes me by the hand.
And again in the rain and in the blizzard
My briefcase is walking with me

Rubber

I am an eraser. I am rubber
Dirty back.
But my conscience is clear:
I erased the blot from the sheet!

Bookmark

I am a smart bookmark.
I'm here for order.
Don't flip through the pages.
Where is the bookmark, read there!

tassel

Over paper over sheet
Waving brush tail.
And not just waving,
And smears paper
Paint in different colors.
Wow, what a beauty!

Beautiful poems about school from famous poets

The school leads children from the first lessons along the paths of knowledge and skills. It is not surprising that many poets have dedicated their poems to the school more than once. The school leaves indelible memories in our memory.

Calls

Volodya marks
I know without a diary.
If a brother comes with a triple -
There are three calls.

If suddenly in our apartment
The ringing begins -
So five or four
He received today.

If he comes with a deuce -
I hear from afar
Handed out two short
Indecisive call.

Well, what if the unit
He knocks softly on the door.
Agniya Barto

September holiday

Every year the call is cheerful
Brings us together.
Hello, autumn! Hello school!
Hello our favorite class.

Let us feel sorry for the summer a little -
We will not be sad in vain.
Hello, road to knowledge!
Hello September holiday!
Vladimir Stepanov

In class

The cold hands crumpled the apron,
All turned pale, the darling trembles.
Grandma will be sad: granddaughter
Suddenly - a unit!

The teacher looks, as if not believing
These tears in the lowered gaze.
Ah, one is a big loss!
First grief!

Tear after tear fell, sparkling,
A page floats in white circles...
Does the teacher know what
Is pain a unit?
Marina Tsvetaeva

If there were no teacher
That would not have been, probably
Neither a poet nor a thinker,
Neither Shakespeare nor Copernicus.
And still would probably
If there were no teacher
Undiscovered Americas
Remained unopened.
And we would not be Icarus,
We would never take to the sky
If in us his efforts
Wings were not grown.
Without him, a good heart
The world was not so amazing.
Because we are very expensive
The name of our teacher!
Veronika Tushnova

Funny poems with humorous scenes make us remember that school is not only learning and knowledge, lessons and homework, but also funny cases, interesting stories, incidental situations!

Homework

“Did you really decide everything yourself, Nina?”
- Itself ... Only, however, half.
- And who - on the other?
Mom made the decision.
True, her grandmother helped a little.
Only they did not agree on the answer -
Probably something messed up neighbor.
And the brother intervened - a wise man was found ...
Thanks, dad is back from work!
Igor Shevchuk

"Five"

I told my dad and mom:
– You can
Check for yourself.
Lay upside down
My school notebook
Put a mirror nearby.
See?
homework assignment,
And under it is a mark.
Make sure
It's five".
Roman Sef

textbooks

Similar textbooks to bricks
Size, shape and weight.
To the one who decided get a certificate,
It is desirable to be Hercules.
I can pull myself up many times
I've been charging since morning.
But the school bag bends in an arc,
It's like I'm going on a hike.
I won't leave my bag, mind you!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.
A. Starikov

Half marks

I was walking from school
Slowly slowly,
Everyone came up with excuses.
Carried a four
By nature,
And in Russian -
Half-four.
R. Aldonina

Loser Kukushkin

There are classics in the world
Lermontov and Pushkin.
Is in the fourth grade "A"
Double Kukushkin.
Everyone knows Lermontov,
Everyone knows Pushkin.
And who knows
Double Kukushkin?
A known doppelgänger
School number seven
And the doppelgänger is known
Oddly enough, those
What the double doesn't know
Nikolay Kukushkin,
What is Lermontov known for?
What is Pushkin known for?
M. Bertenev

I once accidentally
I dozed off during class.

I feel comfortable and pleasant
I'm sailing on a boat
And one thing I don't understand
What in a dream, what in reality.

Suddenly out of nowhere
Distributed in the distance:
- Shura Volkova,
to the blackboard!

And here a miracle happened:
I am sailing on a boat
And in a dream I tear water lilies
A lesson I without hesitation
I answer for real.

Got a triple plus
But I took a nap with taste.

Graduation school poems for grades 9-11

The school years go by in a blink of an eye. And now yesterday's first-graders are taking final exams, saying goodbye to teachers and good friends. They are waiting for the last call, the graduation party and such an alluring, but difficult adult life.

The sun pours down on the school yard.
Fragrant lilacs in bouquets.
And a booming echo is heard everywhere
The call of the last shrill trill!
He will be remembered forever
And the school yard, and the sunny stream!
We congratulate you, friends, from the bottom of our hearts!
The bell will ring for the last time!

It's a happy holiday
And he is a little sad.
Together with the balloon in the sky
We let go of childhood.
Alumni Ribbons
We put on ourselves
But where is this sadness
Our bright day?
School lets us go
And calls us back
We think about the future
Easy and pleasant
But it's time to understand
We won't go back to school
Just in the end
Let's turn around.
You taught everything
Don't be afraid of problems
Responsible for yourself
And hold on to each other.
School, dear school,
But the time will come
Maybe one of us
Suddenly he becomes a teacher.
For the last call
We hurry smiling.
How many in roads of life,
So go without fear
Dear Graduate,
We all continue on our way
New life dawn
We meet today!

Here Bach's fugues reverberate,
Here the sun of life, the smells of the sea
Mozart's sonatas speak to me.
I am glad that the school has a teacher,
Whom I love the most.
For my music, born of the piano,
I thank him from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you for your kindness and kindness
For a bright moment of luck
And the cry of false notes,
Behind the contests is an exciting tale.
May the music lesson last forever!

The tablet of knowledge is a blackboard.
And for ten whole years on that tablet
Pictures, numbers and words fled,
And someone's hand erased them.
To the left, the windows are almost the entire wall,
To the right is a door, as if the entrance to the stage.
And behind? But you look ahead.
Don't you dare look back - it will!

The sun is above the desk, summer is at your feet.
How long does it last, the last call?
The universe does not fit in the windows,
The school looks, but itself decreases.
Views fly over the distant steering wheel,
With a sharp lancet, a mighty machine,
And over the country, as over the assembly hall,
The day is filled with blue and scarlet,
School farewell crystal bell...

Today is a holiday at school.
Merry, sad holiday,
A deep blue peeked through the windows.
So much noise everywhere
And so many different interpretations
It even made my head spin a little.
fancy girls,
dressy boys,
They will laugh loudly
Then they suddenly fall silent again.
And somehow unusual
Both happy and sad
In this elegant hall
We sit and stand.

Native school! Bright time!
A noisy crowd hurried here.
To plunge into joy here in the morning
And take this joy with you.
Sweet oasis!.. A spring of creativity...
We were all romantics, poets,
Everyone who has come to him at least once
Then over a clean Whatman sheet.
Living in my own special world
Then at Peter they bowed over the pen,
They were going to Yuri's apartment.
And let those school years go by
We can't get away from the past.
There is no memory stronger than the memory of the heart,
What stays with us forever.
Oasis is cute! Bright time...

We went to first class, we sat down at our desks,
And many do not remember their first lesson.
And every spring every time came closer
Our sad, sad, farewell call.

The school called us, we were attracted by science,
And we were bored playing in the yard.
Minute lessons have become habitual,
How many good things in school time.

Here we were taught and raised,
There were good teachers here.
We leave the school for new children,
Farewell and see you soon, my school.

Congratulations on graduation from school in verse

For each graduate of the school, doors open to another world, completely different from the one that was before. Children have matured, and everyone will go their own way and choose their own path.

Years flew by unnoticed -
Goodbye, school, forever!
Know this moment of parting
You can never forget!
Try to make your dream come true
And boldly go into a big life!
Believe in friendship, do not doubt yourself -
Waiting for success and happiness ahead!

Good luck to you and easy tasks,
Wonderful finds and new victories!
Congratulations on your graduation from school
Great accomplishments and life without troubles!

Let the end of school
It will be just the first step!
May all roads lead
To a clearly defined goal!
Let success await
Immediately in all areas of life!
Let it beat in unison with yours
The heart of the mighty Fatherland!

Model the globe This
Not just a globe, but a planet.
Now, after graduating from school, you know:
Life is a ray of sunshine.
May much be possible
Amazing is waiting nearby!
Let happiness become an ocean
Success - a stormy waterfall!

You were older but still children
The whole world revolved around the school floors.
But as you grow up you need to move on
To the next floor of your destiny...

And the world is waiting for you - open and big,
He will be changeable and jealous,
But don't let the cool temper scare you:
Don't miss us, graduates!

Your last call is ringing
Eleventh grade,
But he does not call for a lesson -
He accompanies you.
He will be happy and victorious
Let it be a harbinger.
What awaits you ahead is a secret;
But what is more beautiful than secrets? ..
Let this mystery bloom
Will be fate
What will lead you to success
Rather follow yourself!

With victory, friends! The long-awaited moment of fate!
Blooming, elegant June sometimes
He came, pleasant, cheerful, desired,
Your joyful holiday, your day is graduation!
Bolder on the road! To your rainbow distances
Fly on the wings of a beautiful destiny
Let you be bypassed by sadness
And a lot of good things are ahead!
I wish you happiness, success, health,
Smiles of welcoming relatives and friends,
May it be a wonderful, bright road
To the world of bright discoveries and bold ideas!

Poems to the director of the school and the head teacher from graduates

Teachers

Teachers! Like a light on the way!
What kind of fiery heart do you need?
To bring light to people
So that his trace could never be erased!

Teachers! Your kindness is boundless...
All thoughts and deeds are full of spirituality.
We bow before you always
And we promise not to turn off the path of knowledge!

Thank you for your noble work
Teachers, seekers, poets at heart!
Neither years nor barriers will erase
Mentors words and wise advice.

May respect, pride and honor
Your path is not easy inspire,
And let the years be lost count
Russia, Motherland knows its heroes!

The last call, and summer has come,
It rang loudly throughout the neighborhood,
The news will fly by white light,
And everyone will say what they wanted.
It's so nice to congratulate the director
And I personally wish you success,
We wish you interesting students
More often in school practice to meet.
And we'll be back soon, time will pass
And we will bring our tribe to the threshold of the school.

Our head teacher at school is an irreplaceable person,
You are fair and strict at times,
But still, you are loved by the students,
In his work, just with his head!

The last bell sounds - very sad,
And we say goodbye to school forever,
Without us, our school will not be empty,
New kids are coming!

Let it be pleasant for you to work
Always control the learning process,
Let there be less stress and worries,
And be happy to come here!

Do not forget the way to your native school, remember the best moments of school life, leaf through the school album more often. Read poems to your children about school, about classmates, about strict but kind teachers. Touching poems about school will help your children love it even more, and you will remember again the wonderful days of school years.

I go to 9th grade
School got us sick.
Constant lessons.
They take me out of the prison.

Many people think so
“School is our home number 2.
Tired of this school
Wouldn't go there again...

The school of knowledge gives
And he doesn't take money from us.
The truth shakes everyone's nerves,
Everyone is constantly scolded.

For the top five they will say: "Class!"
For the four they will say: "Yes, sir."
For a trio, shame will flood,
And for a deuce they will pour it on the forehead ...

Ivanov's diary is buried here.
Ivanov treated him harshly.
But if Ivanov had not been stern,
That would be a father with Ivanov severe.

We are studying transfer.
Here's how I translated the words.
"Barely" I moved: "E-two",
As received for this "two".
"Injection" I suffered: "U-kol"
And he got a "count" for it.
"Again" I moved: "oh-five."
Now it will probably be five.

By all means! By all means
The bell will ring now!
Turn! Turn!
What joy for the legs!
We succeed with the whole class
We arrange ramblings,
Tear out buttons with meat,
Lose weight by a kilo
Vasya Borya succeeds
Give a trip in the corridor
And then Boris Vasya
He manages to break his nose!
And it is unclear - whose took?
... This would be in the class
Success was!

If you don't get paid
Or the director offended you,
Or grandchildren did not give
You sleep peacefully all night,
Come to class ten
Or the eleventh even
And put the medalists
A couple of twos just like that.
That's when the director comes
To apologize to you
The head teacher will come running now,
Bring a bouquet of flowers.
Fighting mood
Will return to you immediately
And returning home to grandchildren
Give cuffs.

We are an hour today
Removed a new class.
One hundred toffee papers
One hundred stubs and notes
We found out.

There were only three lessons
Not five
And not six.
How did we get so much
Write, read and eat?!

I was instructed by the headman Nastya
Hang out poems about teachers in the classroom.
All night I tossed and turned, sighing bitterly,
Well, what to compose? I don't know anything!

Physicist gave me a couple yesterday,
The chemist took away my cheat sheet,
In physical education, I fell off the rope,
The teacher sighed and said, “Weak…”

These verses were given to everyone, I don’t know directly!
Let the best students compose them!

It used to be in our class
Lots of messes
There were joys, sorrows,
We mooed under the desks,
But they helped each other out.
And now they are different:
We don’t rush anywhere in a flock ...
A half-asleep guy walks -
Busy with himself.
Without discussion and controversy -
Almost everyone is an academic.
And the girls are good
neck ornaments,
They have pins in their hair,
And the words are quite prickly!
“What to do - a difficult age!
We often hear this exclamation.
But we'll help each other out
If we have a hard time.

Vovka got up early today,
Vovka to school, for the first time,
I put candy in my pockets
Treat the entire first class.
Pushed into a portfolio of toys,
Play in class
I took sausages and cheesecakes,
To not starve.
I took the headphones and the player,
To sit to the music!
I put a fan in my belt,
A third of bread under a shirt!
I took tennis rackets,
Paint took to draw
I called my neighbor's house
I took a rollaway bed!
Plasticine in the package ...
How to get to school?
Help children Vovka
Save the position!
Vovka mixed up something,
Maybe I forgot to take something?
Or maybe it's "cool"
Everything that Vovka put in?

What a strange day today!
Petrov opened the door with a bow -
Marina Glebovna let in,
And then our whole class jumped!

Maksimov brings her a bouquet,
Singers - a box of sweets,
Girls, happily nodding,
Large glass jar.

And I'm the only one sitting
I'm in the general din - no zhu-zhu.
My gift is better than them
He will outshine others!

Yes! The teacher will be happy
Yesterday I learned my lesson!

Test,
Again a commotion
Teacher, why are you
Caught the guys by surprise?
After all, they are your tasks,
I don't want to decide
Good weather,
And you can take a walk!
After all, physics is considered
A difficult subject
Teacher, please remember
How young he was!

I once accidentally
I dozed off during class.

I feel comfortable and pleasant
I'm sailing on a boat
And one thing I don't understand
What in a dream, what in reality.

Suddenly out of nowhere
Distributed in the distance:
- Shura Volkova,
to the blackboard!

And here a miracle happened:
I am sailing on a boat
And in a dream I tear water lilies
A lesson I without hesitation
I answer for real.

Got a triple plus
But I took a nap with taste.

A lot of different schools in the world.
It is a pity that among these schools
This school does not exist yet.
That's where I would go!

Animals there will teach people
All your skills.
And there will be no better school.
What's there? Let's take a look together.

Cat-teacher will teach us
To live carefree in the world:
Think it over better
And don't be in a hurry.

The dog will teach you not to give up,
Stand until the very end.
And learn to fight
And always forgive friends.

The bunny will learn patience
The mouse will teach dexterity,
parrot to repeat
All sciences will teach us.

Many different teachers
In this school, you understand.
And there are few items.
Only: "How can we be human."

"Change, change!" -
The call is pouring.
Vova will certainly be the first
Flies over the threshold.
Flies over the threshold -
Seven are knocked down.
Is it Vova
Dozing the whole lesson?
Is this Vova
Five minutes ago not a word
Couldn't tell at the blackboard?
If he is, then surely
It's a big change with him!
Do not keep up with Vova!
He looks so bad!

He made it in five minutes
Do a bunch of stuff:
He set up three steps
(Vaska, Kolka and Seryozhka),
rolled somersault,
I sat on the railing,
Famously plopped down from the railing,
The slap received
On the move gave someone change,
Asked to write off tasks, -
In a word,
Did everything I could!
Well, here comes the call again...
Vova trudges into class again.
Poor! There is no face on it!
- Nothing, - Vova sighs,
Let's take a break in class!

Gnawing limestone with the teeth of science,
Try not to damage the enamel:
There is no way to make up for lost teeth.
And you will become smarter - hardly ...

Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger.
Breakfast. Tea. Briefcase. Notebook.
Shoes. Path. Crows. Check.
late. Failed.

Turn. behavior.
Deuce. Head teacher Disappointment.
Finding out. Call.
Stair running. Lesson.

Numbers. Rules. Torment.
Light. Window. Dreams. Visions.
Verbal counting. Example. Board.
Multiplication. Yearning.

Deuce. Disappointment.
Perspective. Punishment.
Optimism. Fight against vice.
Jokes. Laughter. End of lessons!

House. One. Hooray! Toys.
Soup. Pancakes. Compote. Cheesecakes.
Rest. cartoon program.
Telephone. Computer. Mother.

Meeting. Kiss. Diary.
Oh! Belt. Questions. Scream.
Excuses. Snot. Tears.
Exclamations. Threats.

Reconciliation. Textbook.
-Do it yourself! -Yes. Reshebnik.
Dinner. Bath. Relaxation.
Repeat tomorrow morning.

We received a letter -
It's very strange:
"Print in a magazine -
Klim tells Galya.
Gleb didn't learn his lesson.
Nicholas broke the flower
(I didn't know about it
my friend told me).
Don't forget to add-
He forgot his notebook yesterday.
Write about Yura -
Late for gym.
And the excellent student Lyudmila -
Tough and crammed! .. "
For a long time we read the letter,
It took a long time to parse the signature -
Failed to parse.
How to name the author?
And then the editor said:
- It's not a problem at all.
Name it simply, briefly -
Signed YABEDA!

I put the emphasis where I want
And the meaning is different...
First, I will pay in currency,
Then I'll regret it and cry.

Similar textbooks to bricks
Size, shape and weight.
To those who decide to get a certificate,
It is desirable to be Hercules.

I can pull myself up many times
I've been charging since morning.
But the school bag bends in an arc,
It's like I'm going on a hike.

I won't leave my bag, mind you!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.

Why did Gerasim drown Mumu?
Why was Karenina dragged onto the rails?
How did the "Peskarishka" live for a hundred years?
And what is the “Rakhmetovskaya” force for?
So you sit and think while the lesson is going on! ...
But, let me tell you, what is it? Hooray, it's already a call!

The teacher is sad
Relatives in anguish:
Worth an apprentice
With a tear in my eyes -
Writes with errors
On the blackboard
But - no errors
On every fence.

The problem is not solved -
At least kill!
Think think head
Hurry!
Think, think, head
I'll give you candy
On my birthday I will give
New beret.
Think think -
Whenever I ask!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And then how ladies on top!

If kindergarten Hic often becomes a second home for a small child, where caring teachers take care of him every minute, a school for students is a huge world with its own life, funny and sad stories, jokes, entertainment and education. After 9 or 11 years of schooling, a teenager is ready for adult life, receiving higher education, work, family. It is during the school years that the foundations of the character of young people, their habits, are laid; at the same time, the first hobbies and hobbies are born. Arriving in 1st grade primary school, students do not yet know that many teachers will later become not only mentors and teachers for them, but also true friends. Short beautiful, sometimes touching and even funny poems about school tell about lessons, changes, extra-curricular life, real adventures of classmates. We have posted examples of such wonderful poetic works on our page.

Short and beautiful poems for children about school

Most often, students learn short and beautiful poems about their native school before significant holidays - September 1, Teacher's Day, Last Bell, graduation. In the lyrical lines of these wonderful works, a lot is said about the kindness of teachers who give all their strength to boys and girls who are drawn to knowledge, about the first and true friendship, mutual assistance, noble deeds of students. Many poems are dedicated to the first teacher, class teacher and favorite subjects.

Examples of beautiful short poems about school for children

School… How many warm, kind memories are associated with this time! From the time we crossed the threshold of the very first class in our lives and ending with the Last Bell, wise, benevolent, talented teachers have always been by our side. They taught us not only calligraphy, grammar and arithmetic, but also taught us moral lessons, gave us advice and supported us. The guys put their whole soul into short, beautiful poems about school life, telling them at solemn rulers, holidays, class celebrations. Examples of such wonderful stanzas can be found here.

The cheerful bell will ring,
And the notebook will open.
Here comes the school Here comes the school
He calls us again.
Somewhere your favorite ball is sleeping
Everyone is a student again.
The problem solver smiles,
And the diary is waiting for five.
We don't go fishing.
The call is pouring.
Goodbye jump rope
Forest, clearing, stream.
Behind the back is a new satchel,
There are five lessons ahead.
Hello school, hello school!
No more time to play!

How I love school, mom!
In the morning noisy crowd
We come to the class the most-most ...
This class is mine.
There is no better school in the world:
It's cozy and warm here.
And with our teacher
We, I confess, were lucky.
Doesn't swear angrily
Even if he puts "two",
And show businesslike
Where is the mistake, to us.
Let there be many lessons at school
We'll win, no problem!
Start at the threshold
Our school years...

teacher

You opened the doors to a great life for us,
You taught us not only the alphabet.
Teacher! We love you, we believe in you!
We have received lessons of kindness!
Our journey through life has just begun
Thank you - it started the way it should.
We wish you health and good luck,
Students - good and obedient!

Short and funny poems about lessons and school

Funny poems about school life can become private number at a festive concert dedicated to Teacher's Day, the First or Last Bell. Each of these short poems is a short story about funny changes, funny incidents in the school canteen or canteen, comical stories related to control work, exams, incredible situations in the classroom. In cheerful rhymes, it tells about real school “workaholics” and lazy people, notorious hooligans and excellent students, cramming, a strict director and adamant head teachers.

Examples of funny short poems about school and lessons

Losers are worn
A whole evening from the hill.
And I'm sitting on books
I need fives.
Legs are numb
And the back is cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well deserved rest.

Problem not solved -
even kill!
Think think head
hurry up!
Think, think, head
I'll give you candy
On my birthday I will give
New beret.
Think think -
for ever I ask!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And then how ladies on top!

What is the first thing
Will the cat learn?
- Grab!
What is the first thing
Will the bird learn?
- Fly!
What is the first thing
Will the student learn?
- Read!

Good poems about grade 1 at school

A rare person cannot remember his first school day- it becomes so exciting for each of us on September 1 in the 1st grade. Elegant, beautifully combed girls with big bows on their heads and first-grader boys in strict costumes, the first in their lives, standing on the line dedicated to the First Bell, at first become shy, hiding behind their parents. Later, after a month or two, first-graders get used to school so much that they rush about during breaks, not paying attention to the remarks of the attendants. Grade 1 is remembered by each acquaintance with the teacher, incomprehensible rules of behavior in the classroom, the first homework. In kind poems dedicated to this almost carefree time of childhood, many kind words are addressed to teachers, their patience and wisdom.

Examples of good poems about grade 1 at school

Arriving in grade 1, after a few days, each student understands that at school they will have to work hard in order to gain in-depth knowledge about the world, to learn the basics of science. A wise first teacher is always ready to help first-graders, to tell them how to quickly learn to count, read, and memorize the stories they read. Examples of good poems dedicated to talented teachers and mischievous schoolchildren can be found here.

adult boy

I will not take Yulu with me,
Big green ball
And also a hare and an owl
And a pink tram...
I'm going to first grade tomorrow
Now I am a grown boy!

The very first day of school

In the outfits of brand new twins
Hurry, as if to a parade:
"Now we're both first graders!"
The eyes are burning with sparks. -

Mom took us to school
And childhood remembered again:
How the fingers were all covered in ink,
And in blots - a bag and a notebook.

Now everything is clean, neat,
And the school is our cozy home...
But there are also spots in the sun -
What to smear - we will find!

We sit together at a new desk,
If you want, we can move.
But ... only something is not clear:
There is a board, and a table, and there are books,

Where are the dolls? Where are the toys?
Lessons - three hours in a row ...
No! School is very boring!
Let's go back to kindergarten!"

To school

Yellow leaves are flying
The day is merry.
Leading a kindergarten
Kids to school.
Our flowers have bloomed
The birds are flying.
-You are going for the first time
to study in the first grade.
sad dolls sit
On an empty terrace.
Our fun kindergarten
Remember in class.
Remember the garden
A river in the far field...
We are also in a year
We will be with you at school.
The suburban train has departed,
Rushing past the windows ...
- They promised well
the best way to learn!

School is a bright house
We will study in it.
There we learn to write
Add and multiply.
We learn a lot at school.
About your favorite land
About mountains and oceans
About continents and countries;
And where the rivers flow
And what were the Greeks
And what are the seas
And how the earth spins.
The school has workshops...
Interesting things to count!
And the call is fun.
That's what "school" means!

Comic children's poems about school and teachers

Thousands of wonderful funny children's poems are dedicated to the school and teachers. A few rhymed lines briefly talk about jokes on teachers and students, about competitions and awarding winners, about the long-awaited "fives" and hated deuces. Poems about school life are written not only by professional writers, but also by the children themselves.

Examples of funny nursery rhymes and funny rhymes about teachers and school

First and last school calls always open with performances of boys and girls reciting funny children's poems. By memorizing simple rhymes, the guys strengthen their memory, train their thinking, and develop their horizons. With verses, schoolchildren thank teachers for their patience, kindness, and care shown towards each student.

How easy it is to become an excellent student

To look decent
I began to study "excellently".
To deuces, I plus threes -
You get fives.
And now, no doubt,
The diary is spacious!

Very difficult in class

It's hard for Slava at the lesson
From call to call.
Whether the chair got wide,
Whether the desk is high.

Or a hard seat
Can't sit straight.
Whether a bun is a meal,
And you can't eat it.

Is it hunting to sleep,
There is no strength to hold on.
Someone threw a piece of paper
You have to throw two in return.

At the blackboard, the teacher mumbles
There is a beautiful view from the window.
- Hey, teacher, shut up,
Your head hurts.

But when he sternly says
- Ivanov, go to the blackboard, -
Breaking the beach dream
And wallow in the sand

That's when the whole day is ruined!
Well, what is the use of Glory?
Eh, go home, but, by the way,
There is another lesson ahead.

On the back side

Schoolboy Petya at the lessons
With childish joy in the eyes
Everything flies like a magpie
In endless skies.

September, April, March
Indifferent and wonderful
He sits in the back
And always looking out the window.

Take a break for a little
When the teacher calls.
And again looking out the window
To the endless sky.

Someone is fiddling with a toy
Someone crumples at the blackboard
Someone is whispering with a friend
Someone is arguing like a man

Someone is waiting for the end of the lesson,
Someone is learning the alphabet.
Only Petya is lonely
Everything looks out the window.

And the schoolboy Petya does not know,
Watching cranes,
What the children called him
"Rear-Party Lookout".

Short poems about elementary school

Finishing kindergarten, every child is looking forward not only to the onset of summer, but also to the arrival of the main day in his life - September 1st. Primary school gives us the most knowledge ever. In four years, from a first-grader, who barely knows how to put letters into syllables, a reasonable student grows up, however, ready, however, not only to do lessons every day, but also to play pranks at recess with friends, to drive the ball in the schoolyard. During the first 4 years of education, children become sociable, proactive, active. Primary school prepares them to be introduced to new subjects and teachers. Many small poems about this period of life are dedicated to the first teachers.

Examples of short poems about elementary school

If first graders are still often shy in the classroom, then grade 2 students already feel free and comfortable at school. Great help to the children is provided by their first teacher, who is always nearby at the right time, telling them how to act in a difficult situation created in the team, supporting their initiatives, encouraging talents. Examples of short poems about life in elementary school can be found on this page.

three roads

I came to the first class
One of three roads.
I had to every time
Choose one of three.
The first of these was
Long street of the village.
There from the windows, from the gate
Everyone looked at the people.
I met my friends
Distinguished them for the quarter,
Was waiting for someone
It was chasing someone.
And the second one is behind the bridge
Hidden path
Curls in a dense spruce forest.
Listen to the birds. Sing the song.
Sit a little on the stump
Alone with myself.
The third trail is short.
Three minutes to call.
Rushing, breaking your head,
Between the first two.

Day after day flew by, flashed like dreams,
And no more than a week Remains in the spring.
Means, the road Under the name "first class" is passed.
Here is the summer at the threshold - Waiting for him, urging us.
Summer is calling us somewhere - Away from business and worries ...
So, guys, our first school year is over.
He is both joyful and difficult Was for each of us.
We will never forget you, our first class.
Today we are parting - But in the autumn sometimes
Again, again, let's go back to class - But now to the second.
We'll come running, we'll come, we'll come to our school
- in the meantime, let's celebrate our holiday together -
The day of the last call.

We finished elementary school.
And we are sad to say goodbye to you!
Our first teacher, we are direct text
We want to confess our love here!
Thank you for your selfless work!
For giving us knowledge!
Let no years take you!
We wish you to be happy

Touching poems about school and teachers

At the Last Bell, graduates always speak, telling touching poems about their favorite school and teachers, who have become not only mentors for them, but also real comrades, in front of the classes that have gathered on the line. Finishing 9th or 11th grade already former students they remember with love every day spent within the walls of their native school, wish their classmates to find their life calling and happiness.

Examples of touching poems about school and teachers

Schoolchildren always tell the most touching poems about teachers at such big celebrations as the First and Last calls and Teacher's Day. With the help of parents and older sisters and brothers, children in the lower grades learn the simplest poems about lessons, class, and school life. High school students thanking their favorite teachers for their hard labour, dedicate them long lyrical works. You will find examples of such rhymes here.

What a pity that childhood is leaving!
We will never return to it.
I would wear a short sarafan,
I would run through the puddles in the morning,

Get dirty in ink, as before,
The boys would have to hide the briefcase around the corner,
Finely smeared from head to toe,
Hand over waste paper, scrap metal,

Marching on the morning line
Raise the flag of the school proudly.
Sometimes do not listen to teachers
But not from evil, but to amuse the guys,

Open a museum in our beloved school,
Meet guests at the holidays, other guys,
And play games of your own free will,
To be proud of our achievements.

And someone will say that our school is "not very"
And I still talk about her with love!
And in the future, perhaps, my grandchildren
I will proudly bring these walls!

Now it's time to say goodbye
The bell rings…
We will say: "School, goodbye, -
Everything has its time, everything has its time."
We're in no hurry to say goodbye
And a hundred times more miles now
We will become images and faces
Relatives of their teachers.
But the hour has come - we know it
And in this special hour
You are gratefully invited
To a school ball, to a school waltz! ..

When you're only seventeen
Leaving the student bench,
Sometimes it's hard to figure out:
Where to go, which way?

And let the first path along it be difficult,
So as not to turn to the side paths.
May conscience be everywhere for you
Your adviser and compass.

But even though we part with the school,
There is no place for sadness and longing.
Still, we remain in the heart
Near the school desk and blackboard!

Having already entered elementary school, in grade 1, children begin to gradually memorize small poems. Gradually, the guys learn to memorize more and more complex works, training their memory. Speaking at the holidays in honor of the First or Last Bells, Teacher's Day, September 1, children can tell on the line short beautiful, slightly touching and funny poems about schools and teachers, examples of which we have posted on our page.

We present you funny poems about school for children. We have big choice, so on this page you can choose what you like best. See also school humor - jokes about school and funny sketches about school.

1. Would rather retire

Losers are worn
A whole evening from the hill.
And I'm sitting on books
I need fives.
Legs are numb
And the back is cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well deserved rest.
(A. Givargizov)

2. On the control

The problem is not solved -
even kill!
Think think head
hurry up!
Think, think, head
I'll give you candy
On my birthday I will give
New beret.
Think think -
for ever I ask!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And then how ladies on top!
(M. Boroditskaya)

3. Unusual school

There are many different schools in the world.
It is a pity that among these schools
This school does not exist yet.
That's where I would go!

Animals there will teach people
All your skills.
And there will be no better school.
What's there? Let's take a look together.

Cat-teacher will teach us
To live carefree in the world:
Think it over better
And don't be in a hurry.

The dog will teach you not to give up,
Stand until the very end.
And learn to fight
And always forgive friends.

The bunny will learn patience
The mouse will teach dexterity,
parrot to repeat
All sciences will teach us.

Many different teachers
In this school, you understand.
And there are few items.
Only: "How can we be human."
(L. Slutskaya)

4. Who will learn what

What is the first thing
Will the cat learn?
- Get it!
What is the first thing
Will the bird learn?
- Fly!
What is the first thing
Will the student learn?
- Read!
(V. Berestov)

5. At dawn

At dawn, at dawn
The best fishing at the fisherman.
At dawn, at dawn
The best mushroom from the mushroom picker.
At dawn, at dawn
Bird calls from all directions.
At dawn, at dawn
The lazy man has the best sleep!
(V. Berestov)

6. Who is Nophelet?

What a scientist Fedya has become!
Who could compare with Fedya?
He leafed through the whole summer
Encyclopedia volumes.
Famous people such as
He knows everyone... down to the letter R.

Come on, Fedya, give me an answer:
And who was Nophelet?

Who? Nofelet? Ah, Nophelet...
I'll tell you this
What a shame for people your age
Do not know about Nophelet!
Lived in ancient Rome
Nofelet -
Not a sage, not a poet. -

How does he know
Such a sage?
We're just the word "te-le-background"
Read to him from the end.
And it turned out No-fe-years -
Not a sage, not a poet.
(V. Berestov)

7. First deuce

And I have a briefcase in my hand

And everyone is walking light.

And everyone walks here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And near the house number two
There is a bus number two,
And the steamer from afar
For some reason he gave two beeps ...

And the legs barely drag
And the legs barely drag
And the head went down
Like the head of the number two!

And everyone walks here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And someone sings a song
Someone sells candy
And someone buys...

And I have a briefcase in my hand
With a huge deuce in the diary!
With a heavy deuce in the diary!

And everyone walks light...
(E. Moshkovskaya)

8. School epitaph

Ivanov's diary is buried here.
Ivanov treated him harshly.
But if Ivanov had not been stern,
That would be a father with Ivanov severe.
(B. Weiner)

9. Yesterday you were a baby...

Yesterday you were a baby
My little son
Now you are sitting at the desk
There is a book in front of you.

Yesterday you walked into the garden
I didn't want to go to sleep.
Today I collected a portfolio,
And don't forget to wash.

Yesterday you were a baby
My little prankster
Today you proudly say:
Now I'm a first grader!
(Olga Chusovitina)

10. Day of bad luck (to the tune of the song "I looked back to look")

Today is my bad luck day
And the control is confirmation of this,
What can I write on Monday?
I also had my birthday yesterday.
And the cheat sheet is a faithful guardian angel,
In my sleeve lies motionless,

Turn away from me for a moment.

I looked back to see
Didn't she look back

And my neighbor, the guy is also a loafer,
He was at my birthday yesterday
And I saw him rubbish,
Either a formula, or a vision,
A girl is sitting behind me - my savior,
Gray-eyed excellent student Dasha,
And I'm waiting for my beloved teacher,
Move away from our Dasha away.

She walked like a queen through the ranks,
Stopped away from me...
I looked back to see
Didn't she look back
To see how I write off.
(Elena Bon)

11. Song of an optimist schoolboy

As you know, nature
No more bad weather
Everyone is good in their own season.
Hurricanes, hail of bullets
Or a drought in July -
There is goodness and reason in everything.

If the sea is stormy
Life is not nice for sailors.
But whenever the ninth shaft -
It is clear even to a cretin,
What then would your picture
Aivazovsky did not draw.

No doubt, of course.
What is dangerous is flooding.
But the Neva would not overflow,
Poor Peter would not suffer -
Composition "The Bronze Horseman"
Pushkin would have written the hell out of it.

If the elements are rampant,
Will I sin on my soul
To take the terrible sky and scold?
Than to grieve about the bitter share,
Better to be happy: at school
We can cancel lessons!
(L. Sirota)

12. Feature

(Zoo Man)

I am like a fish
Often I run like a moose
Doggystyle somehow swim
I happened to be on the river.
They say I'm very smart
Like foxes in a dense forest.
Sometimes cowardly as a hare,
that hid under a bush.
I can also cry
Very loud like a bear!
I can be quiet sheep
And stubborn as a donkey.
They talk like a turtle
I went from school with a deuce.
I'm talkative like a magpie
The bully is like a rooster!
In the yard, in a fierce fight,
I am replacing two.
And I also happen
Resourceful as a snake.
Like a monkey I'm grimacing
Neighing like a horse: -Igo-go! -
In general, I'm normal
I'm like everyone else, I'm nothing!
(A. Shevchenko)

13. How dad skipped school

Only once did he skip school
For this he was punished, however ...
Then he thought, so unhappy:
It is better to walk the dog, of course.
(O. Bundur)

14. School epic

Oh my legs!
Oh you scissors!
Why don't you go
On the road?

Oh you little hands
They hung like weeds.
no good why
For a job?

you head,
Always wild-fun
Nose almost in anguish-sadness
Hung up?

Ali doesn't want to go to school
unfortunate,
Where are they fierce
The teachers are terrible
Loading hard
Clear falcon?
be patient
A small amount.

two days for you
It remains to suffer.
Summer is soon -
Well, who studies in the summer?
(A. Smetanin)

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15. Call

If the lesson ends
Beauty, not a call!
On the lesson - on the contrary -
Such a freak rattles ...
(O. Bundur)

16. Change

"Change, change!" -
The call is pouring.
Vova will certainly be the first
Flies over the threshold.
Flies over the threshold -
Seven are knocked down.

Is it Vova
Dozing the whole lesson?
Is this Vova
Five minutes ago not a word
Couldn't tell at the blackboard?

If he is, then surely
Big change with him!
Do not keep up with Vova!
Look how bad he is!
He made it in five minutes
Do a bunch of stuff:

He set up three steps
(Vaska, Kolka and Seryozhka),
rolled somersault,
I sat on the railing,
Famously plopped down from the railing,
The slap received

On the move gave someone change,
Asked to write off tasks, -
In a word, he did everything he could!
Well, here comes the call again...
Vova trudges into class again.
Poor! There is no face on it!

“Nothing,” Vova sighs, “
Let's have a rest during the lesson!
(B. Zakhoder)

17. Port "Fel"

Ships enter the port "Fel" -
Like a steamboat, the album steers,

Notebooks lined up in a row -
Notebook-boats rush to the port.

And here flies the Diary-frigate,
And the pirate beats on it:

- Hurry to the port!
To the port "Fel!"
Here!
Brave ships are sailing -

Sharpener, Eraser, Pencil
(He boarded the Album!)

Behind them - Pen and ... Pie -
Pie pie floated and lay down ...

Port "Fel" delivered in an hour
In the port "School" navigator -
Boy Stas.
(G. Ilyina)

18. Cheat sheet

I've been writing cheat sheets all night!
Didn't sleep, exhausted, tired.
Now I'm standing, I'm pulling a ticket
- Will I be happy or not?

And now, the ticket is already in hand,
In the eyes white as in the clouds ...
- Hooray! I've been writing all night for a reason!
"Napoleon" - I read.

It's in my cheat sheet!
I would like to read it now.
I hide like a cockroach
And I reach into my right pocket.

Read: "Crimean War".
I don't need this thread!
And quiet as a cockroach
I reach into my left pocket.

I look: "Baptism of Rus'".
Have mercy, O Lord!
So how do I pass the exam?
And I began to look for a cheat sheet!

I searched in boots and in a sock,
In a shirt, in trousers, in a jacket!
And I was terribly surprised
Where did Napoleon go?

But my thought suddenly woke up!
And I, overcoming fear,
I remembered everything I wrote about!
And a flurry of knowledge broke out!

Austerlitz, Napoleon,
Kutuzov and Bagration!
Council in Fili, fire in Moscow, -
Everything was found in the head!

So I got five
But, frankly,
It hurts me now to tears,
Why did you carry a cheat sheet to school?
(T. Varlamova)

19. At the wall newspaper

I read about Yegor:
- Wow, great! - I scream. -
Here's the fun! Here is a scream! -
I want to drop.

And I read about myself -
Something doesn't feel right.
And I read
About myself -
I don't want to read aloud...
(A. Shlygin)

20. When the lessons end

When the candies run out -
Everyone is very upset.
And when the oranges run out -
Everyone is upset too.

And when the lessons are over -
Rarely is anyone upset:
Hurry up in the yard meet
They put on their armor,
Learn to jump on each other
Swinging on a swing...
In general, a lot of things happen,
When the lessons are over.

But sweets and oranges
They differ from the lessons
What if they end
That's for sure - they completely end,
It is unknown how long it will end...
It's possible to despair!

And lessons from oranges
That is what differs
That never ends,
Every day they happen again.
Even extra ones are assigned ...
Here's a thing
what is.
It doesn't work well!
(I. Shevchuk)

21. Knock knock

He tapped his forehead for a long time,
Forgetting the title of the volume.
But why knock on the house,
Where is no one at home?
(A. Pope, translation by S. Marshak)

22. Order

I was instructed by the headman Nastya
Hang out poems about teachers in the classroom.
All night I tossed and turned, sighing bitterly,
Well, what to compose? I don't know anything!

Physicist gave me a couple yesterday,
The chemist took away my cheat sheet,
In physical education, I fell off the rope,
The teacher sighed and said, "Weak..."

These verses were given to everyone, I don’t know directly!
Let the best students compose them!
(A. Grachev)

23. Holiday

What a strange day today!
Petrov opened the door with a bow -
Marina Glebovna let in,
And then our whole class jumped!

Maksimov brings her a bouquet,
Singers - a box of sweets,
Girls, happily nodding,
Large glass jar.

And I'm the only one sitting
I'm in the general din - no zhu-zhu.
My gift is better than them
He will outshine others!

Yes! The teacher will be happy
Yesterday I learned my lesson!
(A. Frolov)

24. Laziness

Everywhere, every day
I'm lazy in business!
Follows me like a tail!
Gives no rest
And against everything
Always jumps into conversation!
Here's an example: I'm on the tram
Dine at Grandpa's
Grandma enters the tram -
Laziness whispers to me: "Don't get up!"
I'm going to school in the morning
I try not to be late
Two control ahead!
I hear a whisper: "Don't go."
I do my homework at home
Again nasty hints:
I just wrote an example
Laziness whispers to me: "You're tired!"
I want to wash the dishes
Sweep, clean everywhere
Everyone will be happy at home!
I hear a whisper: "Why?"
Laziness is an insidious creature!
There is no excuse for laziness!
That I sleep all day
It's not my fault, it's laziness!
(T. Varlamova)

25. Seasons of the school year. Winter

The earth is shrouded in crystal veil,
Children dive into white snowdrifts,
The skates are sharpened, and the skis are in front of me,
The blizzard is over, and it's time to go to the forest.

Full of cheerful people on the street!
Winter-naughty calls to play snowballs!
Well, how embarrassing in frosty weather

26. Spring

The rays of spring have warmed the whole earth,
Green grass is rampant everywhere
And the trills of birds spread over us,
And the sun is shining, and the head is spinning!

Beckons into the arms of the sorceress-nature!
I look at the street, and I want to walk ...
Well, how embarrassing in wonderful weather
Lessons for us, unfortunate children, to ask?!
(T. Varlamova)

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27. Autumn

Autumn rain drumming on my window
The school has puddles and fallen leaves.
And the clouds are gray, and the path is wet,
And dirt everywhere, and a headache ...

Pours tears of sorrow sad nature.
Sad in the heart, and I want to sleep.
Well, how embarrassing in inclement weather
So many lessons for schoolchildren to ask?!

28. Positive

Petya and I were walking home from school,
Carried a deuce - that's a shame!
And a friend said: “To become cheerful,
You have to see the positive here!”

Where can you find such a wonder?
I didn't get any positive...
Tell me, is he ugly or handsome?
I have never met him!

You're a freak, brother! After all, he is everywhere!
For example, a deuce will happen,
But I will not be sad about that, -
After all, someone has a unit!

Yes, that's right! There is a deuce in the portfolio ...
But if you think positively,
She is the ONE of everything!
You can't dismiss us for this!

Do you understand? Do not be sad in vain!
There is good in bad!
After all, living in the world is so wonderful!
Everything will definitely work out!

Look! huge crow
Above us in the sky circled!
- Hurry down under the maple branch!
She digested the food!

Oh oh! Spot! Here is a bad day!
The suit is dirty! How disgusting...
- The jacket, for sure, will buy a new one,
And this is very positive!

Well! Let's go play football
I see the players on the field!
We are unlikely to get bored with them,
And we will find positive in football!

Throw, pass! The glasses are broken!
What a pity ... But the goal was scored beautifully!
- But we are even with the enemy!
And then a lot of positive!

My palm was hit with a ball,
And the finger aches constantly ...
- But you for two weeks
Get rid of the piano!

The day has passed. They were waiting for us in briefcases
Preposition, verb, infinitives...
And we all breathed air
And found positive...

We were looking for a positive all day, -
Arrived home around 6...
And then dads showed us
That there are negatives too.
(T. Varlamova)

29. Factory of first-graders (to the motive of the song "Cool you got")

First Grade is awesome!
First grader, yes!
After all, studying in the first grade
This is not nonsense for you!
In our northern people
We guys are just awesome!
And our teacher
In his business - right ace!
Charges us with tasks
Numbers, letters, not for a moment!
And then the grades by surrender
Fly into our diary!
Learned many books
Our interest has not disappeared
And all the problems were solved
In general, cool you got.

Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly!
Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly.

Like sunflowers, we are towards the light,
Let's go to the secrets of knowledge!
And the parents at the same time
They help us with a ruble.
In our northern people
Our ancestors are just class!
We celebrated a year
We have another one ahead of us!
We will gnaw at the granite of science,
Answer in class.
Knowledge is our strength
They won't let you get bored!
The material is absorbed by the brain,
He fell into the folds
Until then, it is quite possible
In general, cool you got.

Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly!
Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly.
(I. Dumnova, Seversk)

https://website/o-shkole/

30. Opening

Monday I tried
And lasted without deuces.
Tuesday too - well done!
He walked with a beaming face.
But Wednesday...
Thursday...
And Friday!!!
Who will see the diary -
Backs up...
My poor dad
Gave me a day off.
We wrote
We read
We shared
Did you read!
We didn't watch football!
We forgot that we were tired!...
And I thought -
Well, honestly! -
What to study is INTERESTING!
(L. Fadeeva)

31. Half-mark

I was walking from school
Slowly slowly,
Everyone came up with excuses.
Carried a four
By nature,
And in Russian -
Half four.
(R. Aldonina)

If you start right away
Only get fives -
Houses will get used to them soon
And they won't notice.

Therefore, turn on your brains:
Get a couple of twos
Mom will be angry
But do not argue, but shut up.

And then again
You can get five
Mom will certainly
Kiss and hug.

Take a sneak peek at her
And moan, sit, moan,
Hint: these fives -
Oh, they are not easy!
(O. Bundur)

33. Taras fell ill with us

We sighed: "Those times ..." -
Taras got sick.
What is the treatment for him now?
How to relieve suffering?
Moaning plaintively Taras -
Apparently it hurts a lot.
We said: "We have
There was no control...
Taras sat on the bed
And put on a shirt.
And he said: "Those times ...
Well, I gave up ... "
(A. Shlygin)

34. Olezhkin's notebook

The notebook says:
"Grey fool!
Donkey Antonov!
Ishakovich-ass!"

On the third page -
naval battles,
On the fifth - dragons
And the inscription "Own!"

They flaunt in a notebook
brave pirate,
Soviet tanks
And a company of soldiers...

Notebook Olezhka
She blushed many times.
Sighing in shame
Flew to Mars.

And for a long time on it
Martians guessed -
What's in schools
distant land
Studied?
(G. Ilyina)

35. Five

Opened notebook
Briefcase in the snow.
And I can’t take my eyes off the top five!
Beautiful!
With a dot.
Red carrots.
The notebook is so elegant with it!
(L. Fadeeva)

36. Loser Kukushkin

There are classics in the world
Lermontov and Pushkin.
Is in the fourth grade "A"
Double Kukushkin.
Everyone knows Lermontov,
Everyone knows Pushkin.
And who knows
Double Kukushkin?
A known doppelgänger
School number seven
And the doppelgänger is known
Oddly enough, those
What the double doesn't know
Nikolay Kukushkin,
What is Lermontov known for?
What is Pushkin known for?
(Mikhail Bartenev)

37. Textbooks

Similar textbooks to bricks
Size, shape and weight.
To those who decide to get a certificate,
It is desirable to be Hercules.

I can pull myself up many times
I've been charging since morning.
But the school bag bends in an arc,
It's like I'm going on a hike.

I won't leave my bag, mind you!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.
(A. Starikov)

38. Changed

He is ready to change all day:
That's for that
And then on!
He can't refuse
From exchange
Never!

stamps, candy wrappers,
Coins...
- Do you want it?
Give me that!
Well, I'm for you
I will give it
And then!

On a hedgehog
already changed,
Well, the hedgehog
Ran away!

He's ready to change again!
It only keeps saying that.
They say he stay
maybe in class
In the second!

And the teacher said:
- I saw everyone, I changed ...
It would be better if you were a deuce, buddy,
For fours
Changed!
(Tofig Mahmud, translated by A. Chernov)

39. School epigrams (short satirical poems)

Vasily is the bravest in our class!
Bandits, storms, wolves - nothing!
And Vasya is afraid of only one thing -
Solve problems at school at the blackboard.

She's ready to wear anything
But this “something” should be fashionable!
And if it were fashionable to study,
She would have been an excellent student!

Writing dictations is a torment for you!
What could be more disgusting and boring?
But the fences are all without exception
You wrote on your street.
(L. Ulanova)

40. School day routine

Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger.
Breakfast. Tea. Briefcase. Notebook.
Shoes. Path. Crows. Check.
late. Failed.

Turn. behavior.
Deuce. Head teacher Disappointment.
Finding out. Call.
Stair running. Lesson.

Numbers. Rules. Torment.
Light. Window. Dreams. Visions.
Verbal counting. Example. Board.
Multiplication. Yearning.

Deuce. Disappointment.
Perspective. Punishment.
Optimism. Fight against vice.
Jokes. Laughter. End of lessons!

House. One. Hooray! Toys.
Soup. Pancakes. Compote. Cheesecakes.
Rest. cartoon program.
Telephone. Computer. Mother.

Meeting. Kiss. Diary.
Oh! Belt. Questions. Scream.
Excuses. Snot. Tears.
Exclamations. Threats.

Reconciliation. Textbook.
-Do it yourself! -Yes. Reshebnik.
Dinner. Bath. Relaxation.
Tomorrow morning repeat:

Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger…
(T. Varlamova)

41. Vasilisa the Wise

(former Beautiful)

She was beautiful:
Smile - the sun is clear,
Spit - ripe wheat,
And the handle is snow white.

But the girl decided
Wisdom to learn:

And day and night at the desk
Pissed off on science...
And she became hunchbacked
Crooked, shortsighted.

Faded beauty
Now they call Wise:
She rubs her cheeks with beets,
And the nose smears with powder ...

Like a stick, it became skinny,
I wrinkled my forehead from reading...
And she said gloomily:
- What a fool I am!
(A. Usachev)

42. Who will become who

The kitten will grow up to be a cat
The same as everything in the world.
The chick will turn into a bird
Just like everything in the world.
And the children read
And children dream
And even their moms and dads don't know
Who will become, who will grow up children.
(V. Berestov)

43. I would like to

Grandpa to school
you don't have to walk.
Here I would
live up to this.
(A. Givargizov)

44. Village story

Studied Vasya Ivanov
In the tenth grade
And mom and dad are just one
Vasya was told:
- Our rural work is not for you -
Calves, beds...
You blow, Vasily, to the institute,
Blow without looking back!
Now Vasily has a beard,
Drinking, sleeping, dancing...
And it doesn't work anywhere
And the university does not blow!
(B. Larin)

https://website/o-shkole/

45. Loser's Revenge

I will be a lot years to study,
Don't yawn and don't be lazy
Do not hide in the silence of the night
Above the notebooks of the eyes,

So that after finishing training course,
Get a medical degree
Make a stern face
And send an email:

"Citizen head teacher,
Come to the injections!"
(I. Bad)

46. Invitation to school

Children! Get ready for school -
The rooster has crowed for a long time!
Get dressed up -
The sun is looking out the window!
Man, and beast, and bird -
Everyone gets down to business
A bug is dragging with a burden,
A bee flies after the honey.
The field is clear, the meadow is cheerful,
The forest has woken up and is noisy,
Woodpecker with his nose here and there!
The oriole screams loudly.
The fishermen are already pulling the nets,
In the meadow, the scythe rings ...
Pray for the book, kids!
God doesn't want to be lazy!
(Lev Modzalevsky)

47. Crows

Tell,
What you keep dreaming about
crows,
What fly around the school?
Learn to read?
Learn to write?
Is it beautiful to spin on the rings in the gym?
No!
Noise in change?
Play and laugh?
Maybe,
Eat in the school cafeteria?
No!
crows,
What fly around the school
That every day with impatience dream,
What their great-grandmothers also dreamed about:
Crows are dreaming
To COUNT them!
(L. Fadeeva)

48. First class

Presses against a white shirt
Bouquet raspberry, to the chest.
Are you going to school?
So go.
Come on, come on, don't fall.
Recently you crawled on the floor
And did somersaults on the couch
Jumping on a chair...
To school!!! To school!!!
For a party!!!
Attention!!!
To Mary Ivanna!!!
She is at the entrance.
The one in the helmet
In soldier's knee-high shoes.
That waves a pointer in the air
Looks more like a log.
(Arthur Givargizov)

49. Grow up for new knowledge

All!
End of study flour!
Summer!
Judge for yourself:
A whole year of science granite
Gnawing with milk teeth.

A whole year of memories
In the classroom, plus an extension ...
How much knowledge
Does it fit in a child?

In the body of a high school student
There is no more space left.
But on holidays I quickly
I will overcome my fatigue.

I'll grow myself up
At grandma's and in the country,
To be great in autumn
Click new tasks.

So that the school curriculum
From socks to the crown
squeezed in tightly,
Well, right
Like cucumbers in a tub.
(A. Smetanin)

50. We are on duty

We are an hour today
Removed a new class.
One hundred toffee papers
One hundred stubs and notes
We found out.

There were only three lessons
Not five
And not six.
How did we get so much
Write, read and eat?!
(S. Makhotin)

51. Interactive whiteboard

Can I work with such a board,
And daddy never dreamed of it!
He ran his hand lightly across the screen -
And immediately the picture changed.

I stand at the blackboard, there is no chalk in my hands
And somehow the decision is tight,
Why is it impossible
Contact a friend's cell phone:

From Vovka's mobile phone - and immediately the answer
Appeared on the board instantly,
So why isn't this feature?
And it should definitely be!
(O. Bundur)

52. Ant at recess

Ant for recess
I went to a noisy school
And froze in amazement
Amazed by the change...

- Ant, say a word!
The ant exclaimed: - Yes-ah-ah ..,
such an anthill
I have never seen!
(V. Levanovsky)

53. Cake and Petrova

So that fours and fives,
In my diary, full of -
We, with the excellent student Petrova,
An agreement was made...

So, according to the agreement,
I owe a whole year
For advancement in learning
Buy Petrov cake.

What can you do, Petrova -
Cakes more than life loves!
But I'm afraid to admit to myself
That they will destroy her...

I tell her: - Get fat!
You'll swim in fat, Petrova!!
But, she doesn't want to listen.
Bringing cakes to her again!...

For education - it’s not a pity for funds!
I'm lucky with grades!!
But Petrova by the end of the year
Fat will definitely swim.
(sent by Natalya Zintsova)

54. Loser

I'm an unfortunate double
In the third generation...
My ancestors, like me,
Not good at teaching...

My grandfather was a loser
Dad is not successful...
Well, and I, in their footsteps,
I slosh slowly...

Here's my legacy
It's so awful!
And it's clear why -
I'm so unhappy...

Couldn't give birth to me
With smart brains?
I would live like a man
And be proud of yourself!

Here's the trouble:
Loser - I, people!!
Maybe when I grow up
Will life be easier?
(sent by Natalya Zintsova)

Choose poems about the class and classmates, as well as poems about the school and teachers and tell them on the holiday of September 1st. May the light muse of poetry inspire you and all your friends to achieve even greater heights in the new academic year.

Poems about a friendly class are useful not only for school holidays. You can read them at any time, on your own or with friends. They will cheer you up, teach you to appreciate the strong friendship that is born in school years. Well, if you want to laugh heartily, choose funny poems about school that I have selected for you.

Beautiful poems about school

Favorite school

(A. Gavryushkin)

teacher

(N. Ivanova)

Hello school!

(N. Knushevitskaya)

***

School to educational
year sparkled -
The windows were shining
looking east.
New painting on
gym walls,
In the assembly hall curtain -
delight!
The school thought
"Oh, how I like
Live in silence
without worries and worries!
Sorry it's not long
I will be beautiful
Soon hundreds of feet will trample me.
The calls are buzzing again
like bees,
Will pour again
speech flows...
How tiring if you -
School,
Or Gymnasium
or Lyceum.
Here is September.
On a familiar road
School bear
behind a bouquet a bouquet -
Any heart
will not survive, will tremble.
The school nodded to the children:
"Hello!
So many pleasant
surprises at the door!
My bow to you, young minds.
How did you miss
I'm for fun!
Well, did you grumble? I'm getting old, alas.

(G. Ilyina)

***

The autumn miracle happens in childhood.
Everything that is located
with us in the neighborhood,
in autumn it seems a little less:
a little shorter to school road,
the straps of the satchel will cover tighter,
the desks are tighter and the classes are narrower,
in the sports hall - the shells are lower,
books on the shelves high closer,
Summer is slipping away...
Only trees grow
together with us.

(G. Lyakhovitskaya)

***

Did you hear the good news?
I'll be exactly six soon!
And if a person is six,
And he has notebooks
And there is a satchel, and there is a form,
And counting sticks do not count,
And he tries to read
That means he (or rather, I),
That means he (or rather, I),
He's going to school!

(I. Tokmakova)

Poems about the native school and the first bell

September holiday

Every year the bell is cheerful
Brings us together.
Hello, autumn! Hello school!
Hello our favorite class.
Let us feel sorry for the summer a little -
We will not be sad in vain.
Hello, road to knowledge!
Hello September holiday!

(V. Stepanov)

Hello school!

Hello school! Autumn again.
The class is calling again.
We will ask teachers
Take us to the world of knowledge.
We rested over the summer
Grow up, gain strength.
- Children, are you ready for school? -
Our teacher asked us.
We came to school today
To learn how to live
Be home helpers
Cherish friendship.
We cannot live without knowledge
We really need them.
We will be useful to people
We are the masters of the Earth!
So that over our planet
The sun always shone
So that children always laugh
We've come to you, teacher!

(A.Maryukhin)

The Day of Knowledge

The day has come. Calls, call!
Begin, school year,
Year of dreams and discoveries,
A sad year and a magical year!
How the familiar class shines!
Everything seems to be normal, just
Only every school month
Raises many questions.
We wish to leave with honor
From difficult trials
Lots of good news
May good luck be with you!
Fulfillment of dreams
And many good friends
And in the vast sea of knowledge
Find your way!

(Irina Aseeva)

Poems about school and first graders

August 31

Mom, and dad, and I are worried,
Our family is worried all evening.
Everything is ready for a long time - both the form and the bow.
And miracle flowers adorn the sideboard.
And mom is confused: “Is everything all right?” -
And again on the form ironed the folds.
And dad forgot completely from excitement -
To the cat, instead of porridge, he thumped jam.
I also worry, and even tremble,
I go for mom and dad all evening:
“Set an alarm so we don’t oversleep.
For six hours or better for five.
My mother told me: “Don’t be naive -
I think how to sleep tonight!
After all, tomorrow you will go to school for the first time.
Everything is changing tomorrow in our lives.”

(V. Kodryan)

What awaits me at school

The party is waiting for me, firstly,
Waiting for lessons
Friends are waiting.
Will be at school not to laziness,
There I am in a new country
Affairs and knowledge and skills
I will start the journey.
Waiting for nature - forest and field!
After all, we will go hiking more than once ...
Fives are waiting for me at school
The whole first class is waiting for me!

(V.Moruga)

What is a school

(L. Arsenova)

To school

Yellow leaves are flying
The day is merry.
Leading a kindergarten
Kids to school.
Our flowers have bloomed
The birds are flying.
- you go for the first time
to study in the first grade.
sad dolls sit
On an empty terrace.
Our fun kindergarten
Remember in class.
Remember the garden
A river in the far field...
We are also in a year
We will be with you at school.
The suburban train has departed,
Rushing past the windows ...
- They promised well
the best way to learn!

(Z. Aleksandrova)

***

Washed windows
The school smiles
sun bunnies
On the faces of the guys.
After a long summer
Friends are here
Gathering in flocks
They make happy noises.

To moms, dads huddle -
These are first graders.
They wait anxiously
Your first call.
Here he called
Gathering into classes
And the school went quiet
The lesson has begun.

(V. Rudenko)

Funny poems about school and students

Revenge of the loser

I will study for many years
Don't yawn and don't be lazy
Do not hide in the silence of the night
Above the notebooks of the eyes,
So that, after completing the training course,
Get a medical degree
Make a stern face
And send an email:
"Citizen director of the school,
Come to the injections!

(I. Bad)

textbooks

Similar textbooks to bricks
Size, shape and weight.
To those who decide to get a certificate,
It is desirable to be Hercules.
I can pull myself up many times
I've been charging since morning.
But the school bag bends in an arc,
It's like I'm going on a hike.
I won't leave my bag, mind you!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.

(A. Starikov)

On the control

(M. Boroditskaya)

If you start right away
Only get fives -
Houses will get used to them soon
And they won't notice.
Therefore, turn on your brains:
Get a couple of twos
Mom will be angry
But do not argue, but shut up.
And then again
You can get five
Mom will certainly
Kiss and hug.
Take a sneak peek at her
And moan, sit, moan,
Hint: these fives -
Oh, they are not easy!

(O. Bundur)

Half marks

I was walking from school
Slowly slowly,
Everyone came up with excuses.
Carried a four
By nature,
And in Russian -
Half four.

(R. Aldonina)

Calls

I am Volodya's marks
I know without a diary.
If a brother comes
With a trio
There are three calls.
If suddenly we have
In the apartment
The ringing starts
So five
or four
He received today.
If he comes
With a deuce
I hear from afar
Two short ones are distributed,
indecisive
call.
Well, what if
Unit,
He quietly
There is a knock on the door.

(A. Barto)

***

Losers are worn
A whole evening from the hill.
And I'm sitting on books
I need fives.
Legs are numb
And the back is cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well deserved rest.

(A. Givargizov)

***

And I have a briefcase in my hand
With a heavy deuce in the diary!
And everyone is walking light.

And everyone walks here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And near the house number two
There is a bus number two,
And the steamer from afar
For some reason he gave two beeps ...

And the legs barely drag
And the legs barely drag
And the head went down
Like the head of the number two!

And everyone walks here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And someone sings a song
Someone sells candy
And someone buys...

And I have a briefcase in my hand
With a huge deuce in the diary!
With a heavy deuce in the diary!

And everyone walks light...

(E. Moshkovskaya)

***

Ant for recess
I went to a noisy school
And froze in amazement
Amazed by the change...

Ant, say a word!
The ant exclaimed:
- Yeees..,
such an anthill
I have never seen!

(V. Levanovsky)